Selon le très sérieux site « whatdoesitmean.com », Michael Jackson aurait été assassiné par la CIA. En effet, lors de la série de concerts qu’il allait donner, Jackson aurait eu l’intention de dénoncer la campagne de vaccination contre la grippe H1N1.

Ainsi, Jackson aurait été un partisan de la théorie selon laquelle la campagne de vaccination serait en fait un génocide massif à l’échelle planétaire. La CIA aurait utilisé une puissante arme moderne pour faire le coup : « (…) immediately prior to the music stars death in Los Angeles an electromagnetic pulse consistent in pattern to EMR weapons looted from the former Soviet Union by the United States was employed at the “exact coordinates” of the rock stars home.”

Osti, ça ne s’invente pas…

La suite : whatdoesitmean.com

Note: j’ai un sens de l’humour particulier…

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I’ll make sure to dangle something off my balcony to show my respect.

2.-

This will be televised for days now. It’s going to give the wolfs in Washington a chance to rape the country.

3.-

What did Michael Jackson say to O.J. Simpson?
You take care of your wife, and I’ll take care of your kids.

4.-

Born a black man, died a white woman.

5.-

Glad I didn’t buy my concert ticket.

6.-

Couple months we can reshoot that Thriller video….

7.-

I hear he choked on a small bone.

8.-

- His music will be missed
- His music will be missed? It’s still available, dickhead.

9.-

I’m going to drink a Pepsi. And grab my crotch. Is this appropriate?

10.-

Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett. Now MJ. No kidding, Joan Rivers really dodged a bullet this week…

11.-

He probably watched Transformers 2…

12.-

Will he be buried or recycled? All that plastic can go to a good cause. not an easy question in these enviromental-focused time

13.-

-Lmao, Karma is a bitch
-Guess what? You’re going to die, too, one day.
-Yeah but hopefully he won’t die a child molester.

14.-

- Really? MJ dead ? It’s totally unbelievable
- Not totally unbelievable, he was looking a little pale…

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Your porn buddy has the task of going into your house when you die and removing all of your porn so no one else finds it, and you are tasked with the same thing if he goes first. Hope he had a porn buddy.