Je suis peut-être fatigué, mais la petite voix du gars me fait pleurer de rire!

Note: j’ai un sens de l’humour particulier…

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1.-

I’ll make sure to dangle something off my balcony to show my respect.

2.-

This will be televised for days now. It’s going to give the wolfs in Washington a chance to rape the country.

3.-

What did Michael Jackson say to O.J. Simpson?
You take care of your wife, and I’ll take care of your kids.

4.-

Born a black man, died a white woman.

5.-

Glad I didn’t buy my concert ticket.

6.-

Couple months we can reshoot that Thriller video….

7.-

I hear he choked on a small bone.

8.-

- His music will be missed
- His music will be missed? It’s still available, dickhead.

9.-

I’m going to drink a Pepsi. And grab my crotch. Is this appropriate?

10.-

Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett. Now MJ. No kidding, Joan Rivers really dodged a bullet this week…

11.-

He probably watched Transformers 2…

12.-

Will he be buried or recycled? All that plastic can go to a good cause. not an easy question in these enviromental-focused time

13.-

-Lmao, Karma is a bitch
-Guess what? You’re going to die, too, one day.
-Yeah but hopefully he won’t die a child molester.

14.-

- Really? MJ dead ? It’s totally unbelievable
- Not totally unbelievable, he was looking a little pale…

15.-

Your porn buddy has the task of going into your house when you die and removing all of your porn so no one else finds it, and you are tasked with the same thing if he goes first. Hope he had a porn buddy.

Source: Francis Vachon

Voici, dans toute sa splendeur, une illustration de ce qui arriverait si les superhéros existaient pour vrai. Et si vous pensez que ça ressemble à Watchmen, vous allez être déçu.

Suggestion : Underdog

Oui, ça nous fait encore rire.

Source: environmentalgraffiti.com

Comment le gars fait-il pour prévoir, 15 secondes à l’avance, qu’il va s’évanouir?!?

Je n’arrive pas à décider si ce concept est horrible ou absolument génial. C’est nettement webzinien, en tout cas.

Source : Epic Fail
Suggestion : Francis Vachon