Archive pour June 2009

Jon Lajoie à propos de Michael Jackson

Tuesday 30 June 2009

Jon Lajoie réussit simultanément à cerner l’hypocrisie des médias concernant la mort de Michael Jackson, tout en faisant quelques jokes particulièrement crues sur le sujet. Comme toujours: brillant.

Je suis gros et personne m’aime

Sunday 28 June 2009

15 commentaires comiques d’internautes sur Michael Jackson

Friday 26 June 2009

Note: j’ai un sens de l’humour particulier…

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1.-

I’ll make sure to dangle something off my balcony to show my respect.

2.-

This will be televised for days now. It’s going to give the wolfs in Washington a chance to rape the country.

3.-

What did Michael Jackson say to O.J. Simpson?
You take care of your wife, and I’ll take care of your kids.

4.-

Born a black man, died a white woman.

5.-

Glad I didn’t buy my concert ticket.

6.-

Couple months we can reshoot that Thriller video….

7.-

I hear he choked on a small bone.

8.-

– His music will be missed
– His music will be missed? It’s still available, dickhead.

9.-

I’m going to drink a Pepsi. And grab my crotch. Is this appropriate?

10.-

Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett. Now MJ. No kidding, Joan Rivers really dodged a bullet this week…

11.-

He probably watched Transformers 2…

12.-

Will he be buried or recycled? All that plastic can go to a good cause. not an easy question in these enviromental-focused time

13.-

-Lmao, Karma is a bitch
-Guess what? You’re going to die, too, one day.
-Yeah but hopefully he won’t die a child molester.

14.-

– Really? MJ dead ? It’s totally unbelievable
– Not totally unbelievable, he was looking a little pale…

15.-

Your porn buddy has the task of going into your house when you die and removing all of your porn so no one else finds it, and you are tasked with the same thing if he goes first. Hope he had a porn buddy.

Kh(Ax)n pour x = 1 jusqu’à 100

Monday 22 June 2009

Je me sens particulièrement nerd aujourd’hui, et cette image m’a fait éclater de rire.

Source : Flickr

Pénis du jour

Saturday 20 June 2009

Source: Francis Vachon