Obama inauguration speech generator

20 January 2009 - posté par Grimouille
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Mon extrait!

“My fellow Americans, today is a huge day. You have shown the world that “hope” is not just another word for “penis”, and that “change” is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually suck(…)  Our economy is lazy. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for condoms (…)  If your penis is sick and you don’t have insurance, you might as well call a Male Prostitute(…)  Finally, I must thank my family, my campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Georges Laraque for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of fucking the American people. Without your smelly efforts, none of this would have been possible.”

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2 réponses à “Obama inauguration speech generator”


  1. Komaster dit :

    Vla le mien.

    Barack Obama’s Inauguration Speech

    My fellow Americans, today is a Superb day. You have shown the world that “hope” is not just another word for “Tits”, and that “change” is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually Fucking.

    Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces Magnificient and Wonderful challenges like never before. Our economy is Sweet. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for Tits. Our healthcare system is Firm. If your Pussy is sick and you don’t have insurance, you might as well call a Pornstar. And America’s image overseas is tarnished like a Thong Dildo. But Ass Licking together we can right this ship, and set a course for In the back alley.

    Finally, I must thank my Hot family, my Hot campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Gorilla Monsoon for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of blowing the American people. Without your Boring efforts, none of this would have been possible.


  2. Josélito Michaud dit :

    Barack Obama = George Bush

    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x83y13_bush-iii_news

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