Les 5 proxénètes les plus puissants de l’histoire

27 décembre 2007 - posté par Grimouille

Voici les hommes reconnus comme étant les plus « pimps » de l’histoire de l’humanité. Trois critères typiquement « pimps » ont permis cette difficile selection (Poon, Bling, Catchphrase)!!!

#5. Ghengis Khan

Pertaining to Poon: Reports show that he has fathered the generation that went on to produce .5 percent of the world’s population.

#4. Napoleon Bonaparte

Catchphrases: “Throw off your worries when you throw off your clothes at night.”

#3. Thomas Jefferson

Bling : He’s representing well before his time, here, decked out in a Superfly-style fur coat that makes Davy Crockett’s hat look like a raccoon mullet.

#2. King Charles II

The Man: As a teen, Charles II fucked his way through half of 17th century France and Holland.

#1. Ramses II

The Man: Every few years, the ancient Egyptians would erect a giant boner statue to celebrate the life and “potency” of their Pharaoh.

Source: Cracked.com

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